Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year-old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
The blame game
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Never assume
Today, at a family gathering, I gave my toddler my phone to get a moment of peace. After assuring my nosy, judgemental aunt and cousin that I wasn't worried about it because I have dropped it myself numerous times over the last two years, and I trusted the OtterBox phone case it was in, my son dropped and broke it. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Clumsy ass
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML
A tale as old as… well, 2007?
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
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1221jamw 11
Buy him a really old flip phone, or perhaps a Nokia and tell him you agree that the Nokia won't break
Wolfipoo 31
Well that's idiotic that he thinks you should give him a new phone, he's stupid for thinking that wouldn't crack it, your life sucks Op.
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Comments (130)
nphill82 21
Your friend is a ******* moron
thelionheart 14
What a dumbass xD
EcoAirWarrior 7
You should explain that he chose to hurl his cellphone into the wall and that you merely disagreed with his logic but didn't command or request him to throw away his phone therefore his actions are his responsibility and simply leave if he persists in blaming you.
Handsome_Jack2 10
I did that. The otterbox was fine. Idk, your friend's must be defective. Otterboxes can take a beating.
fonkimonki 7
Is your friend five years old? I ask because, wah wah I broke my phone and it's your fault because I had to prove you wrong is about how five year olds think on a bad day. If your friend is an adult, and not certified mentally incapable, then you can explain they are responsible for the consequences of their actions. And why not hang around with more sensible people in future?
CuddlemeNot 10
My old otter box didn't work either. I'd throw it across my room without a case, it'd be just fine. With the case on, I tossed it on my bed, and the LED went out.
katluvr 22
You owe yourself a better friend.
mrsweaver 7
they will protect your phone as long as it is screen down when run over by an 18 wheeler. I have seen it happen.
sugoine 12
Just because your friend has an IQ below room temperature doesn't mean you owe him a new phone.
AlphaDoge 6
My otter box protected my phone when it flew off a car... Don't see how his broke xD