Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML
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Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML
Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. Fifteen minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
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TheKingDon 2
You should have legally killed him. That would show him not to make stupid ******* jokes.
xxmollyxx 25
Well, that is funny :P
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Comments (114)
skiier862 0
lol i would be laughing my ass off too
jessxoxo28 5
LOL that must of been hysterical but sorry about the leg :(
athos1237 4
I guess fight (nope) or flight (you). No wings, broken leg. Quit being a pussy, beat the burglar with a bat or something, then you can laugh at your idiot friend.
triplethreat13 0
Great joke, unfortunate results.
Sebastian00 0
Wouldnt
BWC1234 0
Sounds like your friend was right lol
srak 0
ydi for having ****** up friends
17xVampx17 0
Yeah they can really report him fir breaking and entering, you know even though he had a key. I'm sure there are a few judges who will say "there's no way they give you that key", but why try the odds? Why **** up a friend permanently for a joke that went slightly awry?
mdjn09 0
pussy, I woudnt be suprised if you offered the robber a ******* to leave
Exiro2 0
I second that.
keemiakay 0
hahahaa awww that sucks. im reallly sorry about your leg