Miscellaneous: Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language...

By damniphone - 29/06/2013 05:31 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jaleesadavis21 - 18/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2016 12:37 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was trying to get my girlfriend to speak Mandarin. After speaking her first words and taking a break, she posted on Facebook: "I speak ching chong! :D :D :D" FML

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Lost in translation

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 07:30

Today, in an idle moment I tried to change the language on a Word document. Instead, I changed my default Office language, and now all my Office apps - plus all my work Excel files - are now in Ukrainian. It's really hard to fix when you can't read the instructions. FML

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You deserved it 804

By ChickenBallsPlease - 28/01/2014 11:16 - United Kingdom - King's Lynn

Today, I was eating at a Chinese restaurant, when I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage, I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence, she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

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Communication Breakdown

By rosie - 08/03/2021 13:59

Today, I was unable to communicate with a customer who only spoke French. As a result, my boss called me a "monolingual idiot." I speak Spanish, German, and Japanese. FML

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By ihateyouatt - 18/03/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML

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By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 17:29 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, at a tutoring center, one of the tutors looked at my worksheet and laughed. She then showed all the other tutors my mistakes and they laughed along with her. The best part? They all speak Chinese and they think I can't understand them. I'm Chinese. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML

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LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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Frenchtony 17

Saturday 29 June 2013 12:44

I did that once except that I changed it to Japanese, the FML was refused. FML

Kallian_fml 21

Saturday 29 June 2013 12:42

Time to make a new Asian friend.

Comments

WickedFan 12

Saturday 21 September 2013 18:04

Take another phone that is the same kind And maneuver both at the same time Use the English on the second one to understand the first

free_the_people 2

Thursday 10 October 2013 16:51

Soo how'd you write this FML then if your phones in Mandarin....

thatgirl1299 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 0:05

Two words: Google Translate

guineagirl 18

Sunday 30 March 2014 18:25

The same happened to me but if you play with it for awhile it helps

MrBoredomioo 18

Saturday 31 May 2014 9:03

1. If it's written it's just Chinese 2. MEMORISE WHERE ALL YOUR SETTINGS ARE.

CaptainRR 20

Tuesday 5 May 2015 8:39

Once, my dad screwed around with my phone and changed the language to some Asian language. After playing around with random buttons, we accidentally deleted the memory. So long, graduation photos.