Health and Painful: Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and...

By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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XZero_fml 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:09

you'rrrrrrrrrrrre out!!

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Did you even manage to catch it? if you didn't, that's just fail at failing |:

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Sunday 27 June 2010 3:13

Haha, Nova Scotia FTW! But, FYL :

Blackout0189 4

Sunday 27 June 2010 4:12

a good deed never goes unpunished.

gigidy_goo 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 4:28

haha fail :p

Stewie22 2

Sunday 27 June 2010 6:08

props on effort!

milkovich45 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 7:38

dipshit

yerpster 0

Monday 28 June 2010 2:02

lmao damn i kno u were mad when u found out

ChachWaw 0

Monday 28 June 2010 3:47

Oh, damn, is the table ok?

Fucklife1997 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 15:41

hahahaha ow

dhbeaver 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 6:03

Go figure!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 March 2014 2:41

Props for the attempt but get well soon OP

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