Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML
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XZero_fml 0
you'rrrrrrrrrrrre out!!
Zombierella 2
Did you even manage to catch it? if you didn't, that's just fail at failing |:
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Comments (104)
aback 5
Lesson learned! If it's going to be a visible scar, tell everyone you got it by saving a toddler from a lion or something.
someone3225 2
owned
spacerockerr37 0
hahahaha!! lame!
spacerockerr37 0
no, work and school don't allow "extreme" hair where I live...it's lame):
chelzy 0
that sucks. ur hair is cool. ^.^
dugumit 0
u are the bluntest tool in the shed.
staceylion 0
Ouch. That must've hurt. :) But you actually dove? Wow...
mattrules44 0
way to go dumbass
its_tuesday 6
ha i probably would have been the one who knocked the glass over.
DavidJ_fml 0
hahahahahahahahaha you got owned by an inanimate object!
Anne94_fml 0
Wow, it sucks trying to be a hero now does it?
ezioaudatore 0
ydi for tryin to be a hero...shouldve worn a cape haha