Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
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Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
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TrebleMajor 13
I think she just duped you into being her wing(wo)man
Sandsh8rk 36
Wow, classy move on her part...
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Comments (40)
annalily5 28
Yah, clubs aren't really the place to catch up. Their noise level and crowdedness isn't exactly conducive to conversation. You can go out and have a lot of fun with friends at them, and that fun often involves making out with strangers for some. However if the goal is to connect or reconnect with someone, you're better off getting coffee.
freddygasman 18
"Oh taxi." Let's face it, you've been played.
azisles02 17
Sorry, but this is an FML. You don't go to a club to catch up with friends.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
She just needed you to hold her purse. Sorry.
Szaszaspasz 26
You could have shot footage with your phone to show her the next day when she sobered up. XD I'd probably just read stuff on my phone to kill time and get her home safe. However, there would be no more going out to "catch up" in the future.
MicKeyMon 10
I know the feeling, OP. I had to wait while my friend had sex with the DJ in the DJ booth at a bar just after closing. I had to get whole of our ride and walked in and she was pissed. I refuse to go out to bars alone with her now. sorry this happened to you and hopefully you two can work past it, whatever that means for you.
TheNewGuy03 29
That's past dumb. I wouldn't even communicate with that bitch anymore. She doesn't even respect you...
HallahBackGirl 12
Sounds like quite the bonding experience.
Kchchan288 5
Friend zoned
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
yeh I had a friend like that...would get us into dangerous situations too :/ not friends anymore
Cryptobrancus 2
Some people are good storytellers, some people are better at showing what they have been up to lately.