Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
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Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
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Top comments
TrebleMajor 13
I think she just duped you into being her wing(wo)man
Sandsh8rk 36
Wow, classy move on her part...
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Comments (40)
Goblin182 27
You're friend is easy. There, you are all caught up. Now go home.
hoponpip 20
been there. she's a shitty friend. cut her loose.
Xandler 8
Could have joined the makeout session! But in all seriousness that's a horrible move on her part.
worldclassrager 41
You are not alone OP...but maybe if you ditch your Friend you might actually find something worth while...
Chernobylz 4
You could have just walked away. You deserve it.
SomeRandomUser 19
Why were you making out with some random dude in the parking lot?
species4872 20
Well she certainly caught up.
guttedbrit 26
clubbing to catch up? sounds to me like you've been used for her night out!
pinkuser626 17
I can't believe how many people are so willing to ditch a friend at a bar. I don't care what they do to you, you NEVER leave anyone when you go out it's despicable. Whether they have been drinking or not, male or female, if you abandon someone you are leaving them open for all kinds of terrible things to happen! I won't let a stranger be left alone at a club let alone a friend, my friends and I have more than once had to save a girl from a situation because her friends left her it's horrible. You tell them it's time to leave, go home and THEN deal with it. Feel free to end the friendship, fight and scream whatever but AFTER you are both home safely. It's common sense.
Birdie27 11
Good people do still exist! Thank you for being one of them!
AverageAvarice 23
Exactly what I was thinking, absolutely never ditch a person who has imbibed alcohol or drugs. The world is scary folks so take care of your friends.
TheNewGuy03 29
Honorable indeed, but what if OP's "friend" insisted on staying with the guy? It also doesn't say if this woman was shitfaced or just slightly tipsy. Tough to call.
species4872 20
Tell you what, that random dude certainly gets around.