Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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TorisaurusRexxx 10
I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
At least their were no sticky keys ;)
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Comments (107)
friedchickenpie 14
ewww D: Check the browser history
softrally 15
Ever heard of incognito?
kait11 16
I highly suggest lots and lots of hand sanitizer and disinfectant wipes. Maybe a blow torch while in the process.
simsgirlgem 25
I let your friend keep that one buy a new one and if you can't afford it get a loan and buy a new one cause ew ew ew and again ew
laden_swallow09 35
Holy run-on sentences, Batman! Why wouldn't you force the so-called friend to buy you a new one, considering he's the one who allowed the virus on there and left his hairs on it in the first place?
bluehero 17
Ew
DudeEvil 22
You might want to take a closer look at your laptop; pubic hair might not be the only thing that's taken refuge on it.
DocBastard 40
That's the major difference between **** and prostitutes - after you watch ****, only the computer has a virus.
amDes 11
Well I guess he had to email his sex ed teacher... I had to before, that class was a bit uncomfortable! Wait, you mean you never had to send a teacher nudes? Well this just got awkward...
theawkwardlife 21
I think you need a hug.
PenguinBitch 44
He may have had his way with your laptop. Clean your USB port.
upallnight11 19
He must have a very small one, then.
LennyComa 39
Step 1 - Kill Virus Step 2 - Get better Anti Virus Step 3 - Kill friend Step 4 - Get better friend
Reaper1984 13
OP, you gotta keep Jack off the computer
ardencred 7
Right??I would not let Jack Mehoff use my computer
DanielleinDC 34
Or Heywood Jablome.