Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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TorisaurusRexxx 10
I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
At least their were no sticky keys ;)
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Comments (107)
Cupcake040 17
At least you know OP didn't get screwed twice cause if his friend borrowed the razor there would be no pubes.
ColdplaySucks 18
This is why I trust no one, no matter who they are, with my valuables.
unknown_user5566 27
So you're saying that you believe every single person you know would do something like this if you were to lend them your laptop? Sounds like you need to find more trustworthy people to associate with.
Odyy_fml 7
How the hell? Did you walk away? Did you just outright give it to him? All he needed was to write an email, that'd take 10 minutes at an extreme. All you need to do was hand him the laptop and wait around and that never would have happened.
jameen 11
I feel there is only one appropriate word here: Ew.
kenoswild 14
Don't worry, OP. his email probably read like this 'heo poffsor...' due to the keys being sticky. And he can't blame it on the dog.
xxsakuraxx 29
That sucks but you kind of deserve it for being dumb enough to let someone borrow something as expensive and important as your laptop. He didn't have to take it with him to send an email.
cieloalicia 16
EW! Good god, what kind of email did he send?
jopo_fml 1
Sounds like the laptop got a STD to me...
mokielove 10
oh hell no I would be so pissed off. that's why I don't let people borrow stuff.
KingCeltic77 18
I'm starting to think that "virus" wasn't a computer virus, if you know what I mean.