Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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TorisaurusRexxx 10
I would tell you to install parental controls and site blocks, but that can't even keep 11-year-olds off of those sites.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
At least their were no sticky keys ;)
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Comments (107)
connersmom 4
I would not let that friend near anything else of mine.
amifaiyaz 12
ugh, sometimes it's better not to share..
buddy51 23
I'm guessing he's a gifted one-eyed-trouser-snake-touching jack-off hand-job typist who squirts out his words in repeated sticky spurts..... Learn your lesson, OP, and never lend your computer, new or used, to someone who doesn't shave their nether regions.
Kitten_Calderon 14
Ewww... Sanitize the hell out of that!!!
Cysioland 8
Pubic hair? Eww!
TDWPForDayz 9
I think he had a little bit too much fun.
pmadNess 16
Have fun with that!
Chucklikesbacon 12
Thats just disgusting! That is why I never lend out my things.
Neopopulas 9
Did he just.. rub it against his junk.. what..?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Like the Holocaust tell him "NEVER AGAIN!"