Today, my friend asked me for advice on how to break up with her boyfriend. I've never done it before so I googled it, my own boyfriend happened to walk in and now isn't speaking to me. He won't believe me when I say it was "for a friend." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
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Top comments
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Should have just told your friend to google it. Why couldn't she do it herself? Just have your friend talk to your bf
zeffra13 31
Probably should've just said which friend it was for off the bat so it sounds less like you're lying/hiding something.
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Comments (62)
moondoglou420 17
Well at least now you know one good way
Nezah 6
I would have that friend talk to him.
ElaborateScheme 14
Are you kidding me? Shouldn't you be mature enough to just have a talk?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Had my ex wife think the same thing when I was looking up divorce information. It didn't even come close to our relationship, I was looking up married under false circumstances. Because I thought one of my soldiers was being used.
Bunnyluver 20
Talk about bad timing...I hope you can get back to normal with your boyfriend soon. And tell your BF, to take a walk in the park with her partner and talk things out. Don't go to far where people can't see you (just to be safe, no offense). Also, don't make it the first thing. Just kindly ease it into your talk. Good luck!
cherrybomb29 2
This FML sounds really fake, why do you Google such a thing??
Twid 16
Wouldn't/Shouldn't he WANT to talk to you since "you" googled that?
waleedma 18
You are lucky he did not break up with you...
mkbella123 14
wow, that's probably the funniest, most unfortunate thing I've ever heard. Sorry op. be careful what you google next time
phantomxbg 17
Show him on the FML website, he'll believe you then.