Today, my friend asked me for advice on how to break up with her boyfriend. I've never done it before so I googled it, my own boyfriend happened to walk in and now isn't speaking to me. He won't believe me when I say it was "for a friend." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
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Cadillac_kid_15 27
Should have just told your friend to google it. Why couldn't she do it herself? Just have your friend talk to your bf
zeffra13 31
Probably should've just said which friend it was for off the bat so it sounds less like you're lying/hiding something.
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peacheson 3
Today I used mymmspy.com to hack my GF's MMS messages. While going through her pictures I found some dicks and noticed it was my dad she was texting. FML
DeadxManxWalking 27
"it's for a friend" is high on the lie list next to "I've read the terms and conditions"
domolovesyoshi 33
If he is that insecure that he didn't trust you enough for you to fully explain and then have an actual adult conversation about it, then I say you're better off without him personally,
Blake77_fml 19
Hes allowed to be a little skeptical in this situation
thenetflox 4
Skeptical? Yes. Ignoring OP after she already told the truth ? NO.
Razell 13
On the plus side you now have advice to give your friend. Try apologizing to your boyfriend, and explain the situation in full to him, including the names of your friend and her boyfriend. It sounds much less sketchy when you are specific about which friend has you googling suspect topics. Also, reassure him that if you ever did break up with him, you would do him the courtesy of telling him directly, face to face.
9a_z1 11
Your boyfriend sounds very mature. If he genuinely thinks his relationship with you is in trouble why is he wasting time sulking?
Joshawott 21
The other day, I was thinking to myself how sorry I feel for people who are genuinely asking for a friend and well...there it is.
austinsixx1994 11
Tell your Friend that it was for her ha easy
Trolloled 16
I wouldn't have believe it either since you put it in air quotes. Lol. All jokes aside, that's very unfortunate and hopefully he'll come around. Maybe have your friend tell him it's for her? And then when they do break up maybe he'll believe you. I don't know.
gingerlover01 24
have the friend explain
Amorettex 19
Just have the friend explain it to your boyfriend Or if she texted you just show him the text