Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am By IamAflyingCat - 22/10/2013 09:12 - United States 4 0 2 70 Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 656 You deserved it 5 356 Tweet Share
By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States 94 6 521 111 Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML I agree, your life sucks 86 017 You deserved it 475 698 Tweet Share