Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
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Son_of_God 0
#9 checking your rear view mirror is a good idea but it won't help at all if you have nowhere to go to avoid someone hitting you. The other driver was an idiot.
nateb1tch 1
well where else would se have gone? into the inersection and get t-boned?
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Comments (56)
zander09 0
As long as you have insurance, you'll be fine. Not your fault.
collegegirl8 0
How much screeching can tires really make on wet asphalt?
lowcapacityx 0
DUDE #11! I was thinking the exact thing. "from behind" AHAHA. Just about to write it to... OH what the hell "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" :]
spuuuddd 0
sucks for youuuuuuuuu.
SerenitySilver 0
#17, yes they do. And to the FML, nice...lol
Lou_Briccant 0
time to collect that insurance money buddy!
no_damn_luck 0
You heard screeching on wet pavement?
Xarin 0
YDI...once you think something like that, it inevitably comes true. Shame on you =P
ariannaaaaaaaaaa 0
For the record: "that's what she said" jokes are never funny. Neither is "your mom." Seriously, is no one original anymore!? And to OP--I'm sorry :[
ilovekarma 8
karma works in a pretty interesting way, if I were you I would start to remember all kinds of stuff i'd done jaja, still FYL
pancake_mixx 9
What does karma have to do with any of this?