Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML
Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML
Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML
Today, my date and I were getting to know each other, and we talked about our favorite music. He's into metal. Trying to impress him, I mention I like metal too. He said his favorite band is “The Gonzorks” and I mentioned that's my favorite too. He looked at me dead and cold and said “Um, actually that band doesn't exist.” FML
Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
It sucks kids these days don't know classic bands.
SW500 13
Nice username, I feel the same way. And Freddie Mercury had an awesome voice.
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Comments (196)
shimir 4
Can.....anybody.... Find this guy.....somebody tooooooo looovvveeee?
wubbazugg 5
*twitch* game over.. *click* *BOOM*
jayfreeman80 0
OMG the person had to be incredibly sheltered or mentally retarded. Who the **** regardless of age doesn't know Queen? you need more enlightened friends!!!!!
tj4234 36
Miranda Richardson (blackadder) is the best Queen. :P This fml has reminded me of my 4th year chemistry class. One day we all got really bored and started singing Bohemian Rhapsody in unison until the teacher walked out.
jazzmancarron 11
yea, that blows having to listen to someone who has no idea who the classics are. i blame it on teeny bopper music.
Vacant 7
The belief or feel that you're somehow superior because of your music tastes is just plain ridiculous. People like different things, and whether you think what they like is bad or not doesn't mean you should curse them for it. It's just obnoxious and makes you look like a big-headed jackass. Just share and/or educate them about your interests and just enjoy the differences in other people. Get off your high horse, you're not impressing anyone.
Zachthejoker 10
How does she not know who Queen is? What is happening to the youth of America!
bc_canada98 4
Justin Bieber and One Direction, that's what.
SouthernPride95 19
What the **** come on now everyone knows freddy mercury
IThinkItsAlright 7
Just kill me now.
Santa_Claauz 0
How is this an fml??? It's just a "your friend doesn't know the same bands as you" a yfdktsbay