Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
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Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
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Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML
Today, my date and I were getting to know each other, and we talked about our favorite music. He's into metal. Trying to impress him, I mention I like metal too. He said his favorite band is “The Gonzorks” and I mentioned that's my favorite too. He looked at me dead and cold and said “Um, actually that band doesn't exist.” FML
Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
It sucks kids these days don't know classic bands.
SW500 13
Nice username, I feel the same way. And Freddie Mercury had an awesome voice.
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Comments (196)
NurseAbi 10
**** your life? **** her life!
Raelthelamb 31
I love Queen, but you kind of deserved it. Why would you ask her who her favourite member is if you don't even know if she likes them?
blinksmilewink 23
Coincedence. I'm burning some Queen to my iTunes right now...
Dead_damion 0
Freddie Mercury!!!!!
brynnwilson 2
I'm a 16 year old girl, Queen is my all time favorite band. They're amazing.
Metallica36176 16
Wow....I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
ohSNAPyall 27
Why even ask this question? Who would say someone other than Freddie Mercury?
cooperd52 6
Why would anyone ask that question? Your lucky if people know who Freddy Mercury is.
alialley 10
It wouldn't be weird if you lived in England :P.
love_me_electric 20
Why would you ask that question anyways unless you KNEW she listened to the band?