Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
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Top comments
tehrevenant 0
Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.
This_Guy 0
I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.
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lynnycake 0
You deserved it. On another note, OMG PEOPLE, KEEP REFRESHING THE PAGE, AND THE YDI THING KEEPS INCREASING...IT'S SO AMUSING...
Dichoscillation 1
I only dash if I'm running low on cash. Right now I've got a couple nice 'daddies' so I can eat almost whenever I want, but for a while I'd be running out more often than not. You also learn where the restaurants with gay waiters or managers are, so you can track them down and blow them so they give you free food. But don't leave your ******* purse, hun! Like seriously. Carry your cash in a pocket if you can't remember.
Photographer2188 0
ok this comment is beyond retarded......so you dash too hmmm ******* asshole. what makes dashing right????? no cash DON'T ******* EAT OUT YOU IDIOT!!!!!
mehwhateverr 0
#5, lol! seriously, just because the service sucks doesn't mean you get to steal the food. you deserved this and more.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Oh god... Poor you! I would have died if that happened to me! If anything, you should get like the next 30 meals free because you forgot your purse but come back... I'm kidding. You deserved that. Karma bit you in the ass and laughed as you were humiliated.
DanIsTheMan 1
Typically too, for instance where i worked as a waiter, i had to tip out 3% of my sales to the bar/hostess and that money came from my tips! so not only are you stealing food you are stealing money from an honest server. Burn Bitch!
lolwhat_fml 0
karmas a bitch, just like you . >:]
McLaughlane 0
YDI hardcore. haaardcore. you deserve to get busted for that.
liveitlearnit 0
I was always taught that if service was bad, you leave a penny directly on the bill for your tip, so the waiter knows that you didn't forget, and that it's a reaction to their service.
ammali 0
YDI YDI YDI
RPGod 0
TDI. asshole