noname
France
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
SHUT UP
Today, my extremely loud and nocturnal flatmate phoned me to tell me excitedly that he got an accordion for his birthday. FML
sleeplessinrichmond
Bronx, United States
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
lovehaterelationship
Graz, Austria
Patience
Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML
jm_track
United States
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Anonymous
We live in a society
Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
This is war!
Today, my flat has turned into a pigsty. My flatmate decided to make the lounge his bedroom and it looks like a bomb has hit it. I haven’t been able to sleep, as he doesn’t sleep at night and talks to friends all night long or plays loud music. FML
SHUT UUUUUP
United States
Roommates from hell, part 4765
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
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yoursavinggrace 0
Pft, I wish I could play James Bond on the trumpet.
Eir_fml 1
I agree with 2 and 3, that sounds pretty cool.
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sorry_you_fail 0
James Bond has a great trumpet part...playing it is so much fun (trumpet player!). Also: have you ASKED him to quiet down? If you have, sorry..I know! Learn how to play the clarinet and play the James Bond clarinet part with him. =) If you haven't...ask him. Duh.
fjonslife410 0
=P lol
megsworld 0
Aww, im so sorry. It sounds like one of my best friends/neighbors....... he's a dork, too. And loves to play James Bond on his trumpet..........
that_suuuucks 0
trumpet rules! even though i'm in color guard..
Masta_Blasta 0
sounds fun
girlnamedkris 0
FYL.
blahblahblah43 0
ur flatmate has no taste in music
EvilNinjaPenguin 0
the opera music is a little much.... but damn! i wish i could play james bond on the trumpet (even though im in the color guard)! make him teach you how!!!! Rofl! "]
nm22395 0
Instead of bitching about it here, tell him to stfu
odetorj26 0
lol one of my all time favorite FML's because i used to play the trumpet in high school and i'm sure my parents felt the same way.