Today, my fiancée texts me while out at a restaurant. She told me that she saw one of my high school friends there, and that he asked "How's Douglas doing?". She then asked me who Douglas is. Douglas is my legal name. We've been together for over three years and she didn't know. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I've been seeing this girl for three months. After asking her if she'd like to go out to eat with me, I realized that she never called me by my name, just "hey you". While we were out, I wondered what she had me saved as, so I texted her when she got up to use the restroom. It was "free food". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
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Miss_Jeannie 0
If she's been calling you "Doug" for short and didn't realize that your full name was Douglas, she's an idiot. If you were being called by some other name completely and never told her your real name was Douglas, YDI.
fatman1970 25
Why the hell haven't you told her your real name?
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Comments (71)
xoxoshexibbygrl 0
hahah i just watched Four Christmases and this reminds mee exactly of that movie. lol
Proudmary 2
Erm, sorry, but a variation could be that the girl simply didn''t think of him when she heard the name. I have friends who know my first name(I go by my middle name), but if someone were to ask them "how's Laura" they wouldn't think they were talking about me. so rather than her not knowing his name is Douglas, it could be that she just didn't know there are people who refer to him as Douglas.
mk14225 0
copy of 4 christmases, just a little revised
exquisite 0
Communicate much?
wheatie 0
you're dumb stands on box and clears throat?? mmk rolls eyes you're a retard
penisface69 17
your fault for never telling her.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
so what did she call you?
TayyTayy 0
. well, who's fault is taht?' uu shoulda told her uur real name, unless shee likee calls uu Doug or something then, is shee blonde?' .
_lucyj 2
This is your fault for never actually telling her your name
spitfire35 3
1. Have you ever told her what your real name is? 2. Is she psychic? 3. Is she a crazy psychotic person who does background checks on all her partners? If the answer to all the above questions is No, then it's completely your fault.