Love: Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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Bad sign(s)

By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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By MrOh - 09/08/2011 17:29 - Canada

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

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Bullshit reason

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 23:02

Today, my husband wants a divorce. His reason, so he claims, is that he went to see a card reader a few months ago and she told him our relationship would not last. Apparently, our astrological signs or something are not compatible, so he thinks we shouldn't waste our time. We've been married for 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:08 - United States

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

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Get out while you still can

By Bullet dodged - 20/02/2021 00:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML

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By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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By fianceeless - 21/01/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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By uniannonymous - 04/08/2013 08:37 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML

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By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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KBeatz 5

Monday 6 August 2012 12:02

If the evidence of being together long enough to become engaged isn't enough for your fiancé to ignore an astrologer, then she is pretty much plain ignorant.

MsConfusedd 27

Monday 6 August 2012 12:02

Just go outside at night and point at the stars and say "As you can cleary see, Capricorn is facing Gemini which is under the north star. Obviously, the stars agree that we were meant to be, otherwise Leo would be to the left!"

Comments

vmiller97 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 0:48

If she would call off the marriage for something like that, maybe it's a "sign" that you will be better off without her!!

monocyte 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 0:59

Astrology lies. When it's true it's either a) coincidence b) you made predictions come true by reading it, thinking it, believing it etc Hey maybe she'll come back though, all ready to defy the forces of astrology! Or tell her your source of astrology knows better, let's say it's me and I say: you shall marry !!!;)

Sandnblood 4

Tuesday 7 August 2012 1:33

Pay someone else to tell her your relationship will end up great.

teh_uber_muffin 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 2:45

Sounds like a zebra. Wonder if someone will get that reference.

vintage3113 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:03

It's not too late yet

kimmyloo 7

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:09

That means the astrologer was right!!!! Your relationship is doomed because your fiancé wont listen!

zombiebombatron 6

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:47

How the hell do people think you deserve this? I don't get how many "you deserved it" votes I see on all these posts -__-

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 7 August 2012 3:56

hence showing horoscopes are 100% bullshit...philosophy and astronomy/astrology (can't remember the correct word) is not really that accurate at times...