Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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xMiss_Maggot 7
your ex fiancé is an idiot
lesserofallevils 9
Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?
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Comments (77)
katt_is_here 24
You are better off without this douchepickle. He probably got his advice from Rush Limpdick.
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Well, if he's that stupid, you should be grateful you won't marry him...
kingsian 15
OP tell your husband If you can run through mud you can f**k through blood lol naw I'm playin my bad everyone
HighlandShadows 48
You're better off... seriously, do you want to risk passing his level of stupidity off on your offspring? Rejoice that it ended before it was too late.
winkydog4056 16
Better to find out before the wedding your other half is a moron.
fruitslut 11
He must be a Republican.
Keahi 6
You dodged a bullet that's for sure.
biloxi_girl 22
I do not believe he really thought this to be true. Sounds to me he was just looking four an out.
B5B0N35 18
wow
liesseling 13
Wow, thank God you missed that bullet