Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, and that's why he could never cheat on me with my friends. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
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aliceinwonderlan_fml_fml 0
I fail to see how this is a bad thing obviously he likes u for who u r and u don't have to worry about being skinny =)
bbailey19 3
fat bottomed girls make the roxkin world go round
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Comments (114)
yarbles 3
thats good, someone actually likes you. quit bitching and marry him already. fat girls these days.
the_boob 0
eugh, I hate when everyone assumes everyone wants to get married. "oh, we've been together for 2yrs now, may as well get hitched". it's ******* stupid.
boatkicker 5
Nobody assumed anything. OP said "fiance" therefore OP IS intending to marry him.
chrissstine 0
so he thinks that ur fat?! idg this fml... prob cuz I'm blonde (not natrualy)
LucianDeSouza 4
You don't need to admit you're blonde.... We know.
OffensiveGrandma 0
Are you an idiot? Your boyfriend likes you how you are, so you start bitching about it? Perhaps you don't deserve him.
AnUnknownSoldier 0
make sure you stay big then
biomassive 0
thats great then!
wilson_n_trainin 0
Same thing happened to me. They gotta have something to be able to hold onto. Lol
missheep 0
I don't understand how this is a FML... he said that he likes de way that you are and he didn't call you fat... there are people who are big withoug being fat, just because they bone constitution...
kitties_fml 12
your life isn't ****** at all, sounds like the opposite. except that you're the fat friend, but really, did you not already know that?
perdix 31
Your friends are bound to let themselves go over the years, or, according to your husband-to-be, ripen into proper prey for the discriminating plumpa humpa.
orangesodaftw 0
Although someone has most likely said this, big girls need love too.