Miscellaneous: Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries....

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By FathersDay - 22/06/2009 05:27 - United States

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 12 November 2012 9:15

Groceries Theft Auto.

rahulcool7 14

Monday 12 November 2012 9:10

He seems like he is a very trusting guy

Comments

AG1216 18

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:59

It does take long to go grocery shopping. We go once a week and take 1-1.5 hours.

chadminer337 9

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:38

Your dad is an idiot!

OneGuySixDemons 23

Tuesday 17 January 2017 15:25

So, your dad is an asshole. Surprise, surprise.

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