What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
overthehorizon
United States
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire two acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Lisa
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
United States
Coming through!
Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML
RiceCrispyTreats
Pelham, United States
Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML
dumbdad
United States
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Top comments
lorraineald 7
He could make great money mowing other people's lawns.
agentaquamarine 4
To be fair, riding lawn mowers looks fun as ****.
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Comments (95)
jannatanelle 5
can we all just take a moment to congratulate the sales man!!!
maverick5454 1
Maybe it's your new ride.
InfernoVivo 12
Who the **** WOULDN'T want a riding lawn mower. Those things are insane!
xRezSynn 15
Unfortunately, everyone's said what I wanted to say, and if I repeat it, I'd get hate.
cho_bee 9
I bet it was on sale.
ratorr2 23
I have a riding lawnmower and don't have a lawn. I have a 40 acre lot and like to keep the weeds down around the house.
Moe2311 2
Here are some reasons he may have got it. A. Bought it to sell for a profit B. Bought it to start a lawn mowing businuss C. Making it your new ride D. Planning a stupid stunt E. Leading a double life F. Making it a gift for someone G. He has a problem
aLiYaaH_fml 17
Maybe he bought one because he thought it was something else like a vacuum cleaner..?
SaintJimmy21 19
Maybe the lawn will be the next thing he buys oO
sanuxo_ 22
He can have dreams ya know