Miscellaneous: Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close... - FML

By Flarewolf - 04/06/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 069

You deserved it 46 544

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 754

You deserved it 4 030

I've been… held up

By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 14:00

Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 354

You deserved it 137

Emotional support

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 08:00

Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 1 258

Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 348

You deserved it 7 481

By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 346

You deserved it 2 450

By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 290

You deserved it 3 674

By nyaahaha - 02/09/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 102

You deserved it 20 692

All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 630

You deserved it 120

Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 502

You deserved it 2 826

Stahp!

By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 014

You deserved it 380

Next

Top comments

carameldrizzle 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:08

why do people think it's cute to act like this

whiteboy7thst 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:02

Are you cockshite?

Comments

Celiath 4

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:16

LOLZ, her nan said cockshite.

supertacowaffle 41

Monday 6 June 2011 0:25

*Sarcastic clap*

Skypinklove 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:16

Someone should honestly tell me how "emo" and "scene" kids look "different". They all have the same hair and they all dress the same. Guess what people? You're never going to avoid conformity. Also, judging is human nature, so stop bitching, kay? Grow the hell up, you immature middle schoolers...

J9DeeZy 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:05

scene kids use bright colours, emo kids don't. that's about how much I've noticed.

wrestlingman 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:17

I have a feeling that 117 is either a emu or a fat chick.......either way

kittyLoveZombiez 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 15:37

lol that sux hun

derskittles 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 16:27

ROFL I like your nan

fthku 13

Sunday 5 June 2011 18:56

A very mature and intelligent response, #291.

KatieIsAHippie 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 17:38

Me and your nan would get along great :)

udontknome 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 17:56

(While speechless) Um..... I..... Ooooh. Ouch

shaniecerb 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 18:58

oh yeah and im a girl btw

Rahnt 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:41

Ohmygaw that's amazing!

7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15

Keywords

Health Relatable Public freakouts Music Scams Geek Poopoo peepee Jewelry Awkward Bikes Cops Transportation Family Kids Fight Miscellaneous AITA Mother in law Social Media Love Relationship advice Art Work Students Birds Sleep Animals Noise Mental health Contraception

The Top

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 753

You deserved it 3 574

Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 404

You deserved it 130

The Top

Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 284

You deserved it 3 660

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 556

You deserved it 8 637

Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 181

You deserved it 6 721

Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 971

You deserved it 6 309

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 034

You deserved it 52 141

Today, I guess I’m really special because my body can do things others can't, like eat loads of good food and still feel weak and malnourished. Or spend 13 hours in bed and come out bleary-eyed with lack of sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 767

You deserved it 165