Miscellaneous: Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close... - FML

By Flarewolf - 04/06/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 14:00

Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 08:00

Today, I was complaining to my Nana about why I can’t get a date. She proceeded to point out my appearance, lack of brains, abrasive personality, poor clothing choices, tacky tattoos, and so on. Thanks Nana. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2015 17:28 - United States - Macon

Today, I went to visit my senile grandma, since she's ill and nobody else in the family visits her. I ended up having to sit through a long rant about the Illuminati, black people, and how we'd have a cure for the common cold already if it weren't for "those god damned foreigners". FML

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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By nyaahaha - 02/09/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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Stahp!

By Michael - 14/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Kearny

Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML

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carameldrizzle 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 2:08

why do people think it's cute to act like this

whiteboy7thst 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 1:02

Are you cockshite?

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kemando 22

Sunday 5 June 2011 10:44

A-Men!!!! your "nan" is a genius, I aplaud her. so, get a normal haircut, buy some pants that fit, stop wearing heavy make-up and throw away the razors!!!

kamiicult 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 10:45

I like how everyone is fighting over something so juvenile. Grow up people!

Lisa89 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 11:17

Prove her wrong by upholding perfect decorum around her :). That will teach her to not judge someone by the cloths they wear, and that you are a really polite, upstanding person. *puts sun glasses on* Yehh.

Moobug 4

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:17

I'd high five her for effort, but stick with my clothes :D

MissAlli 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:46

YDI for being an emo douche.

CaliGali 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:56

i don't blame her...

jellyD 1

Sunday 5 June 2011 13:35

good for her!

Flarewolf 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 13:41

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gruvychild 17

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:12

I think the response to #1 is the longest, ongoing conversation I've ever seen on here! Great job!

anorexicbarbie 8

Monday 6 June 2011 5:23

Sorry for all the dumbasses, OP!

gruvychild 17

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:07

We're going for distance, we're going for speed!

Eiregal 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 23:28

that's in a song isn't it? can't remember it

elorenzo_fml 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 14:14

Well...knock it off. -_-

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