Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, I showed my grandma my new haircut. She squinted for a moment and said, “Oh honey, it’ll grow back.” I said, “So you don’t like it?” She shrugged and said, “I’m just glad you’re confident enough to leave the house like that.” FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML
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Top comments
CherishFlowers 0
Pubic hair doesn't turn gray? Well, I learned something new today.
awoodenhouse 0
fire crotch! redheads are shifty...
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Comments (99)
callargh 0
Your grandma is made of win.
DCS1138 0
CINAMMON FLOSS FOR GRANDMA!
damnedlife 0
damn, that's awkward.
Froppo 0
Your grandma's epic.
strawberryy_fml 0
lmao, i agree with #3
PokeyStix 3
Number 74's hilarious! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW
bubbja 0
F-f-f-fire crotch!!!
ashbash1223 0
Fml I just read that nasty stuff and my grandma was reading over my shoulder.
abbulldog1499 0
That is definitly a thing that could scar you for a long time. Just forget about it. Hopefully, she won't repeat it.
bigraws23 0
U should have said, "Hey so is my bf's" or gf's