Miscellaneous: Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray... - FML

By ewwww - 27/04/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2025 12:00

Today, I showed my grandma my new haircut. She squinted for a moment and said, “Oh honey, it’ll grow back.” I said, “So you don’t like it?” She shrugged and said, “I’m just glad you’re confident enough to leave the house like that.” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Username - 22/06/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By gingerwhinger - 05/08/2015 23:24 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, an older lady approached me at work and stroked my hair, telling me it was 'beautiful'. This isn't unusual, I'm a natural redhead and octogenarians especially seem to love the colour. However, the unusual part was the glob of snot she left in my hair from her unwashed hands. FML

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By fuckerman - 03/05/2009 03:47 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2014 10:41 - United States - Athens

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML

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CherishFlowers 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:16

Pubic hair doesn't turn gray? Well, I learned something new today.

awoodenhouse 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:12

fire crotch! redheads are shifty...

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bartmasta 0

Monday 27 April 2009 19:29

not fml worthy

Minstrels 0

Monday 27 April 2009 19:51

D: Not something you want to hear out of your grandma's mouth, though.

f_ckerdef_ck 0

Monday 27 April 2009 19:57

#3, hahaha i did to!

rt523 0

Monday 27 April 2009 19:59

hahahahaha, your grandama sounds awesome. awkward for you though, i bet.

tick_tock 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:11

#22 what the **** does that have to do with anything. This is a real FML. I am deeply sorry.

warhorse57 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:12

Families are the worst when it comes to things like surgery and pubic hairs!

fmlroxmysox2470 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:45

ohhhh.... thats awkward

ammali 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:46

woohoo! Ginger balls!

abcdefgh_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:02

FML for reading this ewwwwwwww

jumpgurl23 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:10

fire crotch! lmao. thats gross grandma!

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