Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I confessed to my husband that I quoted Lightning McQueen in an interview and got my dream job because of it. He wont stop laughing and telling my friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Today, I'm not sure if this even qualifies as a confession, but here goes: I'm weirdly but genuinely disappointed that my celebrity crush used to get naked on screen. Somehow my delulu brain had convinced itself she was a proper lady 24/7, on and off screen. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Donny Osmond only did his singing voice, so you technically want two guys. The other guy who did his talking voice also played Dr. Huang on Law & Order: SVU...
dreaGiallo 0
it's ok Op, I liked John Smith until I realized he was voiced by Mel Gibson! hahaha
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shananigans 0
*Runs in frantically* IT'S OKAY OP! I'VE SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM! DONNY OSMOND IS ONLY THE SINGING VOICE! B.D. WONG IS THE SPEAKING VOICE! *Passes out and twitches*
nerdsgetmehot 23
My mom has a crush on Shang, too, even though she was well aware that Donny Osmond was his singing voice. But then again, she also has a crush on Donny Osmond. ...And, okay, I still have a crush on Shang on as well. Despite the fact that he's a cartoon character, he is HOT.
boobahs 0
so, r u a little bit country or a little bit rock n roll?
imnoprincess 1
Donny only played shangs singing voice. and another guy was his talking voice
Tekesis13 8
What's wrong with Donny Osmond? He is a fabulous singer still to this day. He only sings for Shang anyhow, not speak for him. It's not a big deal. Not even really a FML. Just you complaining over something beyond miniscule.
jgarcia96 0
whatt!:O i hve a crush on shang too! hahaha i cant believe it! donny osmond??? really? doesnt even sound like him
RedPillSucks 33
Does having a crush on Dora the Explorer, and Ni Ho Kia Lan count?
sightedwolf 0
Donny was only the singing voice. B.D. Wong was Shang's speaking voice.
RedPillSucks 33
Good lord. I hope this doesn't show up as a question on Jeopardy or Trivial Pursuit. Apparently no-one reads through the earlier posts before commenting?
Shorty_Shaza 5
Stop saying who plays the singing voice and who plays the speaking voice! >:[ INSTEAD............. "Lets get down to business, to defeat the HUNS!!!!" :D
nerdsgetmehot 23
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?