Miscellaneous: Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that...

By hot4donny - 12/11/2010 02:40 - United States

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 019

You deserved it 26 962

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 410

You deserved it 10 001

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 006

You deserved it 6 678

WTF?

By Can't Believe It. - 03/02/2014 20:11 - United States - Fairview

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 239

You deserved it 9 205

By itsellie27 - 30/04/2013 22:23 - United Kingdom - London

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 186

You deserved it 46 848

Woah

By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 556

You deserved it 283

Perfect ending

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 08:01

Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 184

By dragonstooth257 - 20/08/2018 15:00

Today, I confessed to my husband that I quoted Lightning McQueen in an interview and got my dream job because of it. He wont stop laughing and telling my friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 111

You deserved it 745

Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 783

You deserved it 456

By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 394

You deserved it 6 287

School's out

By Ray Mundo - 18/07/2021 16:01

Today, I was at my school's choir concert, sitting in the audience with some people I had classes with. A guy with a really long beard walked in and I pointed him out to the guy next to me, saying, "Get a load of Duck Dynasty." He replied, "Yeah, that's my dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 236

You deserved it 1 397

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 12 November 2010 9:19

Donny Osmond only did his singing voice, so you technically want two guys. The other guy who did his talking voice also played Dr. Huang on Law & Order: SVU...

dreaGiallo 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:11

it's ok Op, I liked John Smith until I realized he was voiced by Mel Gibson! hahaha

Comments

gigilvrs6 0

Friday 12 November 2010 13:35

Donny Osmond huh? Well you've got yourself a winner right there. :D

000ashley000 0

Friday 12 November 2010 13:50

B D Wong was actually the voice of Shang in Mulan Donny just sang the songs for the soundtrack.

GimmeSunglasses 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:21

it's just Shang's singing voice that Donny Osmond does. B.D. Wong does his speaking voice.

shortyshort21 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:22

i believe we're both on the same boat

elmorous 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:37

Wow, does nobody read prior to commenting? I'll be 90 years old on my death bed and right before I croak I'll look at the doctor and say, "Donny Osmond was the singing voice!"

miraggg 1

Friday 12 November 2010 15:18

and bd wong was his speaking voice.

MissHottMess 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:37

^WIN lmao

sleepybeauty 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:19

it's only Donny when he sings. it is B.D Wong any other time.

babyboomer 0

Friday 12 November 2010 17:11

he was played by b.d. wong

fierystage 8

Friday 12 November 2010 17:12

This makes me happy that my favorite Disney guy, Milo from Atlantis (movie was ehhh but he was adorable) was actually voiced by a hot guy himself, Michael J. (the) Fox. Hubba hubba.

pizzashoepie 0

Friday 12 November 2010 17:13

it's only his singing voice that's donny osmond, you read too fast. b.d. wong is his speaking voice. and he's a little asian dude who is not as unattractive as donny osmond. so chill, and slow down when you're reading wiki articles. ugh.