Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I confessed to my husband that I quoted Lightning McQueen in an interview and got my dream job because of it. He wont stop laughing and telling my friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Today, I'm not sure if this even qualifies as a confession, but here goes: I'm weirdly but genuinely disappointed that my celebrity crush used to get naked on screen. Somehow my delulu brain had convinced itself she was a proper lady 24/7, on and off screen. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Donny Osmond only did his singing voice, so you technically want two guys. The other guy who did his talking voice also played Dr. Huang on Law & Order: SVU...
dreaGiallo 0
it's ok Op, I liked John Smith until I realized he was voiced by Mel Gibson! hahaha
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thtgirluwant 0
actually Donny osmond was the singing part b.d. Wong was shang minus the singing
FallingMonkey 6
Oh, I totally had the same with Shrek. :-(
monkiki62 5
I did the same thing with mufasa from the lion king. Found out it was that old black man who also does darth vaders voice. Lmao
Schizzles 3
Actually danny oamond is just the singing voice. BD Wong is the voice. Still... sorry
ShawnaMariie 5
BD Wong is Shang's voice. Donny Osmond is Shang's singing voice.
snapdragon1100 7
Donny osmond only plays the singing Shane.
longbeck4 28
I did to. Lol not anymore.
cwl727 33
BD Wong did his speaking voice. Donny only sang the one song Shang sings. So YDI for not looking it up correctly.
fristinkristin 16
Now you've got me sad too! Lol
trumpet8 6
Only his singing voice was played by Donny Osmond