By itsellie27 - 30/04/2013 22:23 - United Kingdom - London

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 182
You deserved it 46 842

Same thing different taste

Top comments

57 - jokes on you, Neville is actually hot as shit now

Xatraris 38

Hagrid for sure. Everyone loves that hairy giant.


Xatraris 38

Hagrid for sure. Everyone loves that hairy giant.

No, it's Dobby for sure. Who can resist those eyes?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

No matter who it was, OP, I am so jealous of you. Know that. But please tell us who it was. ;)

#27 - Impossible. Dobby died, remember?

Roskosity 22

Matthew Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Oliver Phelps, James Phelps, David Tennant, Chris Rankin, Tom Felton, I can go on and on...

57 - jokes on you, Neville is actually hot as shit now

1... Im afraid OP may never a answer the question. :( i hope OP does though.

perdix 29

#59, please do, but promise us you are doing it from memory and not just transcribing from After you finish the actors, do the actresses and then the crew. 50 points to Gryffindor if you can name the Key Grip for "Goblet of Fire" off the top of your head.

I used to be in love with the Weasley twins.

skyeyez9 24

Neville was a chubby and nerdy looking kid, but grew up to be a very good looking man.

fuckmylife518 15
jxcala 10

Those were his real teeth. He got work done on them when he got older

jxcala 10

100-People don't get your humor. Obviously it was"Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley".

Nope. They we're false teeth. I've seen every interview and read any article I could get my hands on. Lets pretend I didn't just admit that online...

Who cares who it was? Why is this an fml? Anyway, I like Evannah Lynch.

Roskosity 22

Key grip for GOF. I have failed you, Perdix. However, I can attest that I knew all of these and the previous list from the top of my head. Alan Rickman, Timothy Spalls, Richard Harris, Alfie Enoch, Richard Griffiths rip, Devon Murray, Harry Melling, Michael Gambon, Robbie Coltrane, Robert Pattinson, Ralph Fiennes, Gary Oldman. Emma Watson, Bonnie Wright, Afshan Azad, Maggie Smith, Imelda Staunton, Evanna Lynch, Emma Thompson, Julie Walters, Helena Bonham-Carter, Katie Leung. David Heyman, Christopher Columbus, Jk Rowling, but unfortunately I don't know the key grip. So i looked him up Dave Appleby.

He wore a fat suit in the first Harry potters though!

Very embarrasting. You should have borrowed Harry's invisibility cloak. :D

AbstraktThoughts 13

Why would you pretend that you didn't know him?

Exactly! Why would he be like "Oh no, she's one of the millions of people who have seen the movies, I can't continue"...

I think if he knew that she DID know who he was but was playing it cool and not overreacting, he might've liked her some more.

ileenefudge 29

Did you forget that was your theme tune?

ileenefudge 29

Sorry made an obvious question.

It's okay, happens to the best of us. However, for your mistake you must now balance two chihuahuas on stilts on your nose whilst counting back from 100 in Japanese. That is the only way to win the FML community back.

She has to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop for 6 hours as well

I don't think this requires the death penalty quite yet.. o.o"

ileenefudge 29

Sorry 29 but I think I'll take my chances with the chihuahuas and skip the Rebecca black soundtrack.

I'm still trying to figure out if you have to wear the stilts or the chihuahuas do...

ileenefudge 29

67 I think I do but I'm not sure.. :/

Everyone knows Harry Potter, thy probably knew you were cheesin. But hey, that's kinda cute, and you ever know, they might have thought so too. :X

I had a Crush on Rupert Grint since the first Harry Potter came out. I don't think I could have been calm. I'd die lol. Good for you op for trying to keep your cool

Who the heck plays cool when they meet their celebrity crush?

Still better than the band groupies who won't let them breathe and ripp their eyes for an autograph.

I'll take "Question by FML user" for 500. Somebody that lacks common sense?


I don't care for most famous people and know I would not care to meet a lot of them but if it's one of those I really love or even my celebrity crush I could not keep it cool...

My celebrity crush is Audrey Hepburn....well 1960s Audrey lol

My fair lady, lets drop the Charade don't make that Funny Face, in the morning well have Breakfast at Tiffany's have Two for the Road then We go to Monte Carlo for a Roman Holiday of sorts maybe go visit Sabrina so hurry and pack ill only Wait until dark

I wish I could like that a million times, that was awesome

darkenedone 27

Why would you pretend you don't know them? How is it an FML to meet your childhood celebrity crush, even if something mildly embarrassing happened?