Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
"Bitch please I skinned one alive and turned into a purse." Is what you should answer.
DreamStatic 8
Return the favor.
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Comments (98)
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Reciprocate that's all i can say about that.
Dreamcatcher1229 17
Wow, that's not cool. Even if the OP was a complete dick, his ex could have gone about things in a much more mature manner. Now she just made herself look like a crazy **** with nothing better to do and with the maturity level of a 16-year-old. I mean, really, unless the OP was abusive in any way, there's no rational reason for his ex to behave this way. And if he was abusive, she's still ******* retarded for putting herself in legal harm instead of reporting it. I'm not saying the OP was abusive, of course, just trying to cover all scenarios. It's incredibly stupid to post someone's info online without their permission. Whatever bitterness might have happened in the past is not worth putting oneself in legal harm. Sorry this happened to you, OP. change your number and go after her dumb ass legally. I'm sure what she did is a crime.
deathfyre8 13
It's not craigslist that's evil, it's your wife.
Huddisher 10
That seems like something a teenager would do to get back at someone.
annettedalphine 2
I really think u should return the favour
annettedalphine 2
I really think u should return the favour
onorexveritas 24
hopefully you can contact them and get the post removed
icepick23 12
That's just funny--where is your sense of humor?
icepick23 12
Advertise her as a provider of golden showers?
nanjiii_fml 26
Your x-wife make me having fun !!! =)