Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
"Bitch please I skinned one alive and turned into a purse." Is what you should answer.
DreamStatic 8
Return the favor.
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Comments (98)
Cluricaun 5
lmfao that's hilarious. Time for revenge
Ray_of_midnight 23
I wonder if this is legally actionable? It seems that a number of people have been victimized by spoofed CL ads (including having an "apartment sale" while the person was away) and there was some talk of making this kind of thing illegal...don't know if there were any states where that got anywhere.
jasmine2301 25
:(
Sarmax 10
Put her number on 4chan.
razzledazzle21 23
Who would ever want to eat an anaconda? They're such filthy creatures, all big and long and slimy.
BriannaMGK 15
I guess it's a good time to mention, that you can get her put in jail for that! Lol. Just saw a news report about something like this.
Merylwen 24
Yeah, right, because that's worth throwing someone in jail... For all we know, OP could have deserved it.
NSN82 13
I can't really vote on this one without more information. For all we know OP is a cheating scumbag who deserves what he got. At the same time though his ex could just be crazy and bitter. Again, I need more information.
ExternalUseOnly 4
This FML would have been better if he listed her number at the end of it.
AprylAnn 23
Find it online & click the option to 'report it' or 'mark as spam', it says something along those lines. So sorry op!
HatemyLife32 15
Thanks for the great idea buddy. Your ex-wife is a genius.