Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
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Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
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Top comments
DesB 7
dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!
Keyman1212 14
Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.
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Comments (162)
edteach 0
I like the itching powder suggestion... completely saturate it in the powder then seem like it's completely ok and let her have it
edteach 0
oh and sneezing powder, just go through the menu of uncomfortable powders offered by prank catalogues to make her day as memorable as possible for ya!
gpistas 7
If you really want to **** with her head, either shrink the dress by drying it or get someone to alter it just enough so that she can't fit it. She will think shes gained weight. Only take it in enough to mess with her head but not enough to be noticeable. this way you come off like a good guy.
agummere796 0
BITCH ALERT!!!
BallsMcLongcock4 8
Sell her the dress or throw it away but don't give it to her she doesn't deserve it.
missme101 0
*****
siba 0
wat a ******* bitch!! hope u took da dress if her!!
Stormied 0
Let her, she picked out that dress fantasizing about you, and one day she will realize she has married a man who has no problem letting another man take care of
lekiat 0
the nerve of that bitch!
franceypants 0
well, was did you let her?