Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
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Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
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football98_fml 20
Now time for you to apologize to his dad for taking his life (:
jamjam276 16
I now see why he was your ex boyfriend.
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Comments (51)
random_fangirl 7
did your dad punch him in the face
GhostFox 34
I hope that (since it sounds like both OP and her BF still live with their respective parents) OP's dad not only tore into that ******** kid, but told his parents that he was a vile little shit who doesn't respect the privacy towards bedroom matters with old partners... And is also petty enough to slander someone's reputation for ***** and giggle to patch up his bruised, overinflated, and undeserved ego.
ohSNAPyall 27
Revenge via patriarchy. Sigh.
GabbyPLluch88 13
douchebag....morone, tuit
bornpatriot 11
I wish your father punched him in the throat for his douchebaggery
Dexter83_fml 17
What a complete tool. A gentleman never tells.
jepha 10
You are never, ever, ever getting back together!
interesting33 37
That is so disgraceful - I almost feel like it is on par with if he had showed the father naked photos, in terms of the detail he described things in. It is so horrible. I hope your Dad didn't listen and didn't judge. I sincerely hope you are or will be okay OP, that sort of thing can really hurt and have a huge impact on you so please do get some professional support if you need it. I hope your relationship with your father is not changed because of it, I mean we are all human and everyone knows that often couples will have sex. You have nothing to be ashamed of, your ex did something so despicable. You have all the fml commmunity on your side who think you are better of without him, have done nothing wrong and we are rooting for you (and we don't always unite on things!)
writerchic85 26
Your dad is probably more angry at him for humiliating you than he is at you for the stuff he said. The ex could always be making stuff up to be an ass too. Use that excuse.
erin_girl 6
Hey guys, OP here. My ex still isn't over me, even though he was the one that ended it. He did some things to me that my dad would kill him for if dad knew about them. Ex got nervous, I think, so he went to dad to "confess" stuff before I could.