Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
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Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
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football98_fml 20
Now time for you to apologize to his dad for taking his life (:
jamjam276 16
I now see why he was your ex boyfriend.
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Comments (51)
erin_girl 6
Guys thanks for the positive comments, I'm glad to say my ex totally got what he deserved when my 3 brothers heard about it. :)
Host2phats 21
Your boyfriend has balls of steel and shows no fear, shame, or sympathy in the girlfriends dad game. He has a brave, solid soul... But the dad has a rifle that can pierce rhino hide and accurately shoot the 356 yards into your boyfriends skull. Goodbye boyfriend & goodbye daddy. #Notagaindamnit
Xobubblyxo 23
I'm guessing your dad does not have a gun?
graphicstyle7 17
I'm happy to hear he's your ex. Crap like that is amazingly manipulative and abusive. People who are above that kind of behavior make a much better mates.
Jennababy2792 20
I'd forgive him only if he said; "sorry about taking your daughter's virginity sir, it'll never happen again ;)"