Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
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Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
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football98_fml 20
Now time for you to apologize to his dad for taking his life (:
jamjam276 16
I now see why he was your ex boyfriend.
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Comments (51)
ragnarok1540 39
Respond with a quip about how your boyfriend is so small, that you are practically still a virgin ... that way, your ex will leave in embarrassment and your dad will change the subject before he learns anymore details that he never wanted to know.
RedCronos 17
And some say chivalry is dead.
Soniarita 18
hope your dad beat the shit out of him.
DoomedGemini 38
How pathetic do you have to be to do something like that?
MysteryGuest214 10
What a dick. I swear I would pick up the phone and tell the same story to his mother.
ohsnapword 21
Your ex has some brass balls.
jmledford 10
just say you're still a virgin, he didn't have the apparent equipment size.
Seabass_Chan 33
Get revenge by telling his mother every disgusting thing he ever did to you so she'll teach him not to be a pig.
YourGrammarSucks 12
He may have taken your virginity, but he's obviously still not a man.
dcats 13
Chop his nuts off