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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 03:34 - United States - Blacksburg

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

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Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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By massage mama - 04/08/2019 07:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:32

If you really were a prostitute it wouldn't be the young, buff and attractive guys seeking your service.

underthesea12 24

Wednesday 31 December 2014 9:32

Well now you know how to increase your income.

Comments

helmiz 17

Wednesday 31 December 2014 12:37

this is so funny

Erebus_Terror 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 12:58

maybe you are secretly gay but you don't know it?

MRSwick2525 23

Wednesday 31 December 2014 18:52

Because OP is a massage therapist? That. dans that they are gay and do not realize it? Really? So that must mean every physical therapist and massage therapist is gay. May want to think before you make that type of accusation.

nunurbiz 4

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:15

I know it's not relevant, but I can't fit it in the allocated spot. My Chinese gf received a call from an unknown number, she answers in English but after realising its a Chinese guy on the other end begins to talk in Chinese, which I don't understand. Her chat becomes very loud, laughing and excitable, even wakes her mother up. After 5 minutes of laughing with this "stranger" she hangs up and excitedly tells me she's had really great news. When I turn and ask her what it was, being the interested bf I am, she pauses for a moment, almost like she realises who she is talking to now and says "can't be bothered to explain" and sticks her head back in her games. Suspicious much?

Polynomial 28

Wednesday 31 December 2014 15:40

What?

syed121417 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 16:10

That sounds shady, my sir.

Exodiafinder687 58

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:21

Well to be fair you are using your hands to give a lot of guys relief. So your neighbors are kind of half right.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:41

wow...your neighbors have ugly assumptions...

vlalam 24

Wednesday 31 December 2014 15:28

So are you? lol.. just kidding... don't listen to them, u don't need judgemental and jealousy ppl in ur life.. u r better without them

syed121417 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 16:12

People are so invested in others' lives, it's sad. They shouldn't make such big assumptions. But did you tell this particular neighbor your actual occupation? If so, they will probably mention it to the others and they will stop isolating you.