Animals: Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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By doggone - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United States

Today a big-ass hawk swooped down and carried off my daughter’s dog. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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Friday 15 July 2011 12:12

I hate it when that happens!!

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:49

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

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simsfan 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 6:57

the same event happened in The Proposal. must be a common thing

snafu63 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:03

I know it's horrible but I laughed hysterically when I read this. sucks though.

mematteden 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:03

i feel for u

jshelby 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:09

that's some sad shit

bandits9 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

that's not a dog it's a rodent

momo_monmon 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:55

still fake

momo_monmon 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:35

fake !!!

skrillex99 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:13

scronnie ass little dog lol (I love dogs)

OHnathanIO 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:23

Get a shotgun?

Keyrae2013 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:39

maybe if you got a real dog then you wouldn't have that problem

XxsabathxX 12

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:47

nooooooooo poor baby what kind of dog was it

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