Animals: Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Jeslyn03 - 13/01/2012 18:57 - Canada

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

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By stinky skunk - 05/09/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By KornyKid - 21/02/2016 08:01 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML

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Friday 15 July 2011 12:12

I hate it when that happens!!

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 15 July 2011 15:49

It was probobly just recruiting your dog to Hogwarts.

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smileydancer92 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:40

omg poor baby he must have been a teacup. I'm so sorry.

ShalynnDawn 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:17

small dog?

zebby33 1

Monday 18 July 2011 0:04

get a real dog... not a rat

Teufel21 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:13

That's why little dogs are ******* stupid

cboy2000 2

Monday 18 July 2011 7:18

was it a bog ,small dog or both

Kempa_fml 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:34

Shoot that good damn owl

psychodude8 4

Monday 18 July 2011 9:43

hahahahahaha jacked yo shit

Owl57 0

Monday 18 July 2011 10:47

Sorry bout that

ilovemybonbom 0

Monday 18 July 2011 11:07

I'm sorry )':

xVioletDescentx 6

Monday 18 July 2011 14:12

That really sucks and I'm sorry that it happened! But maybe you're dog should have been on a leash.

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