Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Top comments
ghetto_child 19
5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog
nathanschmitz14 1
Hey man, at least he came back!
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Comments (110)
gabwielle 8
My cat likes to sneak out of the house. I always find her standing outside the door to come back inside.
ohSNAPyall 27
Don't look a gift dog in the mouth.
RealSuperSand 21
That sucks, but at least he came back.
FlyingMoonLady 11
By that point he probably thought you ran away! But that's awesome he made it home, safe and sound. And also that you cared enough to spend five hours looking!
Rizzie0512 18
I'm glad he came back
inolongercare 19
At least you found him!
bombielol 20
Been there done that
TacticalBread 7
got some exercise in so it wasn't wasted
Blake77_fml 19
Did it have pee on it?
TallMist 32
The dog is not an inanimate object.
nick124699 5
My dog did the same thing. It was my fault but still hours and hours she was gone and I went with my dad looking for her and calling her name I knew eventually we'd find her but those thoughts that creep into your mind were already there the second I called her and she didn't come. Before I went to bed I decided to call one last time and she just came strolling up like nothing happened.