Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
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Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
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Top comments
ghetto_child 19
5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog
nathanschmitz14 1
Hey man, at least he came back!
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Comments (110)
countryrose92 23
Did you pee on him while sleep walking?
casscass999 7
bro the same thing happened to my cat it sucks man I feel for ya.:(
pinque 19
Hahahaha I've done that
nate_sapes 5
sounds like your dog is quite the troll..
JohnnyKade 25
At least you didn't piss on him.
crzdcatldy 12
I so know that feeling. Our four dogs incessantly dig under our fence, even though I've lined it with bricks. I love them...but I can't wait till our move next month puts them inside block walks, rather than a wood over dirt fence. Have better luck keeping yours contained!
Hop6e 22
Your dog loves you! Woohoo!
lilmatchgirl 8
Lassie came home
thathobothere 17
Did you accidentally pee on him during the night?
fantasyworld 39
At least he came back.