By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
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cjack188 13

It's the exact opposite with my dog and his damn ball! I'm the one playing dead so he'll leave me alone!

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Pleonasm 35

Don't terrier self up about it, it's pawsible that your dog was just having a ruff day.

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perdix 29

Invite your grandparents over.

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Ohthatsnasty 17

Perdix was referencing the recent FML about the OP's granparents coming over and spending more time with the dog than him.

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jessBeAqueen 13

play dead when he needs feeding and lets see how he likes it. hmph!

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perdix 29

If your dog is hungry and thinks you are dead, he'll just start eating you. Sounds like that strategy can backfire.

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JMichael 25

Are you sure he/she wasn't just tired? Dogs are allowed to be lazy too.

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skyeyez9 24

My dogs are attention ****** and are attached to me like little furry tumors with adoring eyes. I sleep in the bed at night pinned down with one dog on each side. Some dog breeds are more social than others. What breed does OP have?

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jefrey 9

next time that your dog wants to play.......... you play dead... Lol

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