Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
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Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Comments (189)
MixedGurl97 10
Maybe you need to spend less time on your Xbox and more time with your dog.
sexysaltshaker 11
Ultimate troll.
adorable6 14
licks its balls
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Then, maybe that means you need to spend more time with your dog?
EternalTime 7
Next step, introduce the controller
challan 19
My dog will block the television, book or my phone with her head. Not like she's lacking in attention, she's just a spoiled girl. If she learned that trick, she'd be so pleased with herself.
DanielleinDC 34
Try to play with your dog for a bit before you play your Xbox. Although for some furry family members, there's no such thing as enough attention. So maybe move your console to where your dog can't get it.
noone2 15
Sometimes, you should let him play too.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
He fixes the cable ?
skittyskatbrat 19
Count your blessings. I had a corded tabletop phone several years ago. My cat found out that stepping on the buttons made me mad/got her attention. And then she found that stepping on the BIG button REALLY got a response, and hung up on many friends! It took several moves of the phone and barricades and such before I found a place to put it that I could still plug it in but she couldn't reach. Nowadays, if ignored in the car because I AM DRIVING, she'll push the window button. I had to child-safety-lock my car windows. Be very glad it's just an Xbox :P Oh, and put it under a plastic tub when you play.....