Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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Comments (137)
saxybandgeek 14
Wow that's the opposite of how it usually works. I'm so sorry for your misfortune
fallslikedominos 10
Oh shit! That's one of the most ****** up conditions I ever heard of.
MadisonDerp 16
Take some migraine medication before sexy time.
Cristian89 29
I truly feel sorry for you OP
why57why 21
Sound like a weird condition
alluringtatas 7
Well you could marry my husband... then you would never have to worry about getting a migraine again...FML
fallslikedominos 10
lmao :')
sonnyrosa 32
Oh god... that's awful OP. I get migraines on occasion and I can't imagine not being able to climax in order to avoid one. Is there any kind of a medication you can take beforehand as a preventative measure? I have been on beta blockers and triptans for migraines, but they can sometimes make me drowsy. I hope you can work with your doctor to manage these migraines, so you can get back to fun time without feeling like you want to die afterwards. Good luck OP, I'm rooting for you!
jw90 18
Can they not help you with that? Take a Tylenol before hand maybe?
JennNoVa 8
Come on you losers, NO ONE deserves that!
slipkanot 4
This used to happen with me when I first started an intense sexual relationship. It is very very painful. You have to wait like 2 weeks before having an ****** to let it heal kinda. It's hard but it fixed me