Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Unfortunately, you can't be pleasured without extra pain.. You have my condolences
adb1827 17
"Not tonight dear, I'm going to have a headache."
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Comments (137)
djinnyf 12
If you are very tense, it might do that when you relax (orgasms) but it could stop, if you release tension more pften, in different situations... Cause then your orgasms wouldn't be the only time your body relaxes.... It may not be that, but that's what sometimes happens to me....
stephhrunsaway 21
At least YOU can ****** :-(
BaraSkit07 12
I think you emphasized the wrong word there, shouldn't it be "you CAN ******"? Or are you implying that YOU can't?
stephhrunsaway 21
I'm saying it because I can't ******. Still sucks about the migraines though.
meso222 8
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a chior boy.
KiddNYC1O 20
Shit, I'm reminded of vasovagal syncope.
Darren22 12
one of the saddest post ever :(
graceinsheepwear 33
Premedicate with a triptan like imitrex, naproxen, and 400 mg of vitamin B2, riboflavin. Magnesium also helps. And get to a specialized headache center. I lost my 30s and much of my life to migraines that have only gotten better in the few years since menopause. They know more now than they use to. Seek specialized care. Please.
scoobydoo75060 7
That's what my wife says
nosybear13 7
I'm really disturbed that this has my name on it lol
goodlordyousuck 8
So do I. It doesn't happen every time, but often enough to piss me off. I feel your pain.
dbaguy 9
But it's still worth it right?