Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML
Today, I was told by a doctor that I have a fatal disease, and that I should start making preparations for when I pass away. Then, another doctor showed up, panicking, and said that was meant for someone else with the same first name as me. The mini-heart attack I had at that moment almost killed me anyway. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
Today, I sat in my doctor's office and broke down, crying and shaking, with a blood pressure of 190, getting off my chest everything that has gone wrong in my life lately. To which the doctor, well into her sixties, replied, "My goodness, I've never met anyone with so many problems!" FML
Today, after months and months of trying to get my blood pressure back up to normal, and try to get back to optimal health, my doctor told me I'll never get better for the rest of my life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
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Top comments
EdenCrystal 21
How is he allowed to do that?
krundale 6
Don't worry, classic symptoms of iron deficiency.
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Comments (179)
kayvan 8
Get a new doctor. That's cruel and stupid on his part.
Timtamsandoreos 3
Hah your doctor sounds crack up!
SaharaZinc 14
No doctor that wants to keep his job would actually do that.
AniNinja 6
I would find a new doctor if were you
gabbywalliscool 5
That man should be fired that is serious life and death god what a unprofessional and I'm pretty sure that's not the first time but hopefully the last
simongren 5
You hired him - fire him. Find someone that's not a tool.
pooptitty 2
he really killed the mood
WhackTheJackal 22
That doctor wins life.
Benjamin_silver 12
Is your doctors name Leo Spaceman?
Accurate_Vision 31
I prefer doctors with a sense of humour, in all honesty. I would much rather have a sense of connection with my doctor rather than feel like a robot is taking care of me purely because he has to.