By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 18:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

in my bed, on your bed, on the kitchen table, In the washing machine, in the sink, In your shower, on the stairs...

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california283 6

a rude awakening for what? a rude awakening for actually CARING about you? my parents are overprotective too but it's for my own good. at least they care enough to protect you. some parents don't care about their kids at all..

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traze 7

So don't be protective and she will do the opposite.

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alpalka 2

yeah right, if she's willing to **** everyone just to get back at her dad, imagine what a **** she'd be on her own

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metalhead5564 0

so basically you're saying to not really care about your daughter and she'll not have sex? great logic. real smart.

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ghm1234 0

haha you shouldn't have been so protective. you should just have some standard rules.

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0opsie 6

It could be either extreme. Maybe the OP was ridiculously over-protective with crazy rules or maybe they did have standard rules and the daughter was ridiculously rebellious.

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Havin 19

Why did people vote thumbs down? Lol having standard rules is perfectly normal

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Truth_Nazi 0

You can now legally kick her out of the house, let her f**k somewhere else

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MsSoulReaper 27

Well she's still your daughter and you can kick her out when ever you want if she lives in your house. I say get revenge on her by having sex on her bed, don't forget to leave your wife's panties on her pillow. ;) hah actually no don't do that, be mature about it :)

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0opsie 6

Have sex on her bed.

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StlHarper19 0

I did that to my mom too. It's ok. lol

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xk75 4

cut the ungrateful ***** off, and kick her ass to the curb. she can play house with whichever of her "boyfriends" will have her.

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rebecca_marie_21 0

Awesome. Kick her out.

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Alycidon 1

I lol'd hard. NEVER **** about with your children's lives.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Agreed. This whole "honor your parents" mentality running rampant in these comments is starting to sicken me. I don't know how OP was nor his/her daughter, but in the case that he/she was a stereotypical overprotective ignorant parent he/she deserves it. I used to honor my parents in the typical Judea-Christian fashion until I had the realization, "Hey, these people are ******* retarded" and I've spent the latter half of my life picking up what I've missed and picking apart their stupidity oh so ingrained on my psyche. Just because someone is a parent isn't a reason for exemption of bad parenting, and no you shouldn't be honored for providing basic ******* care of child like a roof over their head and food in their stomach; that's to be expected and if you gloat on about that you're pathetic. /rant

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I kinda agree with 282 here. Respect should be earned by both parents and kids. I'm not saying be your kids' buddy-- rules are definitely necessary, and kids can get buddies elsewhere-- but the whole "Because I said so and I spawned you" thing isn't helpful. Neither is always assuming the worst.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

I've always seen you as a rational likable person Irish.

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kaengelangeleyes 9

I don't agree with you at all. Even if your folks are assholes, if they had you and cared enough to keep a roof over your head and food in your stomach, you should be grateful and at the very least, respectful. If they didn't, then you can be an asshole. But if they did, you should be thankful that they kept you alive.

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Pg11 0

I'm sorry but that's not how it works. I don't feel like I need to "rebel" by doing drugs or whatever, and it's NOT because my parents have cray rules. It's because they respect and trust me to be able to do the right thing, because they know they raised me right. Anyone who thinks being OVERprotective doesn't backfire is either a dumbass or can't remember their own teenage years.

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