Kids: Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper...

By Unsanitary - 26/06/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML

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Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

You shouldn't force her to bathe, she is 16, let her live with everyone telling her how bad she smells.

iAmScrubs 19

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:04

Post the video of her on her Facebook page. That is the best revenge possible.

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peeky241 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:42

my 5 year old sister has a bath with out complaining

peeky241 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:42

my 5 year old sister has a bath with out complaining

JokeMeister 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:44

you raised her. your fault

Plenty011 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:44

Thats Sad. SMH

Kwejee 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:47

That's disgusting. Why won't she take a bath?

sydneyaval 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 23:56

I bet she's autistic.

DeLpHe3zY 7

Monday 27 June 2011 0:08

what the heck?

floopley 1

Monday 27 June 2011 0:19

at least you know she's still a virgin

Alexandria928 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:25

youve raised a spoiled little bitch

kayloh20 5

Monday 27 June 2011 0:31

weird. I thought girls that age would force YOU to take a bath.

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